May 2013
sorry i can’t go to your party next month i have a headache
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
gentlemanbones:
zeldasboyfriend:
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
sourwolf:
it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside
#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing
assiest:
i’m going to put a ‘honk if you think i’m cute’ bumper sticker on my car so every time someone honks at my horrible driving i’ll just take it as a compliment
awesomephilia:
When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it
